Marley the Dog: "OK, dawgs. If your people don't have pine trees in their yards, pester them until they plant some. I'm telling you there is nothing more refreshing than knawing on a pine branch with a hint of bird and squirrel droppings! Well, maybe, cat poop is a little better. Tell your people to get a cat and pine trees. You won't be disappointed."
Bakersfield, California 2010