Home Is Where You Find It
Slim C. Rawlspace always wanted to live on the water. It took a long time until he found the perfect spot. It's roomy, not too wet unless it rains a lot and he has a view day or night. Mainly at night because he usually gets run off during the day if anyone sees him poke his head out from the crawlspace. The drawback is that he has to park his shopping cart in a different area because it won't fit in his space. The stores have reclaimed his cart ten times along with all his good stuff.
The above story is hog wash. Slim has only had his cart stolen three times.
Salem, Massachusetts 2014