What's Good For The Goose
Geese can be offstandish. Geese can be pushy. These geese were indifferent. They preferred to paddle around just out of reach and ignore us.
Lester the Goose: "But those bipeds have bread!"
Juice the Goose: "That's how they sucker you in!"
Wesley the Goose: "That's right. They lure you in all buddy, buddy-like and before you know it, your sitting in a pot of boiling water!"
Lake Ming, Kern County, California 2002